She’s beautiful!

Link

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Innovative seat belt ad

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Alligator suspended over baby

Croc?

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Crap yourself in a blanket

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The Axe and the Flute

Axe Cop the comic, written by a 5 year old, drawn by a 29 year old.Axe Cop the comic, written by a 5 year old, drawn by a 29 year old.  Click through to read the awesome
Mostly Forbidden Zone – Axe Cop the comic, written by a 5 year old, drawn…

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Richard Simmons = Risqué Funny

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Getting hit in the face with a loose bat

getting hit in the face with a bat

All of the different reactions plus the baby makes this look like a Renaissance painting.

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Virtual Piano

http://www.thevirtualpiano.com/

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Check out young George Clooney!

young george clooney

More rare photos of famous people

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Wal-Mart clown ad screams its way into our nightmare hearts

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Who is doing the work?

We’re in trouble…

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

[from here]

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How to bypass Windows security

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Flame FAIL

I’m sorry, but this is a FAIL:


[More here]

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Polyamory is wrong!

polyamory

“IT IS EITHER MULTIAMORY OR POLYPHILIA BUT MIXING GREEK AND LATIN ROOTS? WRONG!”

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“I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggonit, people like me.”

“I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggonit, people like me.”

Daily affirmations with Barack Obama.

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perpetual two-person flips

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Welcome to a phantasmagoric sexual nightmare!

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George Bush keeps missing his queue

Fake? yes. Funny? yes.

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The Big Bang Theory without the laugh track

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Jesus makes things so hard for some people.

jesus makes things hard

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